The Junkyard

It's a shame that such a bad thing could happen to such a good motorcycle.

Re: Petrino... kharma is never served colder than when served by a woman scorned.
I hope he has a cot at the office.

Not sure he should sleep on cot at the office either. Since her fiancée is one of his strength coaches, he probably get a worse beating there. Not a lot of options - work? Home? Home? Work? How to decide?

Sad. Their guest book/registry/wedding site has been taken down after being flooded with some creative comments this afternoon.

Coach Petrino is lucky his accident wasn't in Georgia, as his accident is actionable with a ticket.

In Georgia, it is state law that both the motorcycle driver and passenger must be wearing a helmet while riding.

As he wasn't wearing a helmet at the time he was driving the motorcycle, most assuredly he have been issued a ticket, especially if the incident took place within the ACC!

This is one time I'm sure Petrino is glad he's a Hawg and not a Dawg!

I think everybody in GA hates him. I have a friend that is a fellow falcons fan but in college is a Gators fan and when Patrino's name came up for the Florida job before Muschamp got it he said that if Patrino got the job he was no longer gonna pull for the gators. haha

Ok it says the "sun and the wind" caused him to be unable to maneuver the bike? Ummm. The sun and wind or a 25 year old blonde behind you? Sounds like Petrino getting little old to be playing like that. Good thing she wasn't seriously injured or killed. Stupid is as stupid does. Some guys were ticked that CMR missed a Saturday recently when lots of recruits were visiting - because he had family commitments. Would rather have that than these kind of messes.

maybe it's a metaphor. the "sun" is her shining hair and the "wind" is her blowing in his ear.

Sounding like the sun is setting on the Petrino reign and the wind is about to blow his stench out of Arkansas.

Well if we avoid it any longer how can we maintain our man card?

See it is impossible for the wind to blow the sun from the backside. But the wind can loop around and cause enough friction on the sun to cause it to flare up.

"administrative leave" for petrino while the AD considers the new information.

unaware of a "morals contract" in his contract with the university. (per AD)

"trust is important in any relationship"

can all falcon fans laugh at that statement simultaneously?