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From Clemson board? Didn't even say anything that bad. They would never survive in this league
"....All I ask is that he be loyal to Georgia, proud of that jersey, and try like the devil to win." --- Wally Butts
“But Todd, he’s like Keith, J.J. and Brendan but built into one. And that’s just not normal.” - Arthur Lynch
Johnny Dwight commits to Bama on 6/4/13 ranked the 44th DT in the nation by 247sports and 87 rating a 3 star. Now see the Bama bump.
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You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project over in Columbia.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’.
You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You take a six-pack cooler to church
You use a weedeater in your living room.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
Why don’t Clemson fans eat barbecue beans?
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.
Why don’t Clemson fans use 911 in an emergency?
Because they can’t find “eleven” on the phone dial.
How can you tell a Clemson fan is on location at a drilling rig?
He’s the one throwing bread to the helicopters.
How many Clemson fans does it take to eat an armadillo?
Two. One to do the eating, and one to watch for cars.
Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at Clemson.
The senior who knew the recipe graduated.
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Clemson cheerleaders in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.
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