The Junkyard

I'll start. I told this a few years ago before 247.
We were visiting my grandmother in maryville Tennessee when my daughter was 4 or 5. Don't remember exactly, she's 20 now. I do remember exactly what she said though. We were wandering around the mall and went into one of the sports stores there. It's not like it is down here, nothing but orange everywhere. None of the other teams stuff at all. My daughter had on a nice Georgia outfit. She said "daddy, they don't got nothin' in here for us". The young lady working comes over and looks at my daughter and says "we need to get her in some orange". My daughter looked at her dead serious and says "lady, I got plenty of toilet paper at home". The sales associate just looked stunned and didn't know what to say. I just looked at her and said " I raise my girl right". She didn't bother us anymore. Just thought I'd share.
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