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Question for Lowndes

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ColoradoDawg76 said...
That is (curse word) hilarious!!!!

Haha I couldn't help myself.
How bout. . . .
12.) He got with McCarron's GF and mom at the same time. . . .
While A.J. sat in the corner crying
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14) He doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it!
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walkdog said...
14) He doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it!

15) That's the number of women he has brought orgasm while you read this single sentence.
16) He loves to one up himself.
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15) That's the number of women he has brought orgasm while you read this single sentence.
16) He loves to one up himself.
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He corrected Blair Walsh's kicking motion... by reminding him of his happy place.
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I think he is CIA
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He once got bit by a king cobra and then after 4 days of agonizing pain the cobra died.
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Born and bred Bulldog, living in Maryland since '88
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dadgumit Lowndes, his one post is VIP...just adds to the mystery. But yeah, I've often wondered the same thing.
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I once heard that he owned a pet albino bigfoot.
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He goes snow skiing in the Bahamas
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There is enough electricity in Lowndes25 to power a Lowndes25.
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There are no players in baseball who've taken steroids, just players Lowndes has breathed upon.
Lowndes won the world series of poker main event using uno cards.
Bigfoot tries to take pictures of him!
Lowndes is allowed to talk about fight club.
When Lowndes attends the opera, its not over until he says it is.
If Lowndes were to punch you in the face, you'd have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
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Thank you guys for hi-jacking my thread!!! I do have to admit that all of you guys had me rolling! So I guess I'll keep the party going...
1. Lowndes once got pulled over for speeding and the cop wrote himself a ticket.
2. Lowndes is the second coming of himself
3. When Lowndes refers to himself in 3rd person, he's really talking about someone else.
4. Lowndes once made three right turns and was still going right
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devildawg said...
4. Lowndes once made three right turns and was still going right

Lmao .. I thought about it a sec and this was hilarious to me for some reason...
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20. He can gargle peanut butter.
21. He can eat soup with chop sticks
22. He can lock you in a motorcycle
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Now that is funny! Great topic, great post! Lowndes Da Man!
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