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ot: favorite stand-up comedy bit

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2 months ago

maybe not my favorite, but it cracks me up every time. "these beats are DOPE."

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Aziz Ansari on his time with Kanye West

Aziz Ansari
http://www.youtube.com/v/NqB2X7-j9KQ
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Anything from Louis CK or Mitch Hedberg.
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George Carlin's "What am I Doing in New Jersey" album is my all time favorite. My dad was listening to that album with me in the car when I was about 7...

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George Carlin Baby on Board What Am I Doin...

Don't tell me your troubles lady!
http://www.youtube.com/v/NFRPl3FADs4
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2 months ago

It's not stand-up, but if you want a good laugh check out Impractical Jokers on TruTV. It's on Thursday nights.
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He is a slimeball but I watched Ron White "Tater Salad" the other night when he was talking about getting thrown out of a bar in NYC.
The bouncer messed with him because he had on a hat.
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Art Schlichter's cellmates and Mo Clarett's rugby team believe Ohio State always does things honestly.....
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He is a slimeball but I watched Ron White "Tater Salad" the other night when he was talking about getting thrown out of a bar in NYC.
The bouncer messed with him because he had on a hat.
Funny stuff

MITCH HEDBERG.....nuff said!
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1dsgadawg said...
MITCH HEDBERG.....nuff said!

"How do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm all for them. This club is formed!" Mitch was priceless!!!
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ca dawg said...
maybe not my favorite, but it cracks me up every time. "these beats are DOPE."

Aziz is a good one. I'll watch Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle, Ricky Gervais, Louis CK and a few others if they are on.
All-time favorite is George Carlin though. Saw him live in Nashville at Ryman Auditorium before his death, and it was one of the best events I've ever attended.

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I went to a Mitch Hedberg show not too long before he died. He was nuts.
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Anything from Louis CK or Mitch Hedberg.

saw mitch hedberg live at the 40 watt a couple of years before he passed. was beyond hilarious.
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love george carlin and jeff foxworthy but the best single show i ever saw was believe it or not bob newhart. started laughing right off the bat and didnt stop til it was over. GO DAWGS!
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Don't forget Seinfeld and Cosby. "But Dad I'm Jesus Christ..."
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animaldr said...
Don't forget Seinfeld and Cosby. "But Dad I'm Jesus Christ..."

there is nothing funny about seinfeld to me.
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